just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
We're too hungover to prance.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
