you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
is it fun? or sober?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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