O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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