is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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