oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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