i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
home. puking in laundry basket.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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