so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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