just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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