if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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