White coat. Heels.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
he fucked my hip out of place.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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