Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
i've created a new STD.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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