And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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