when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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