That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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