Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
