i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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