did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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