She is in my trunk
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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