We won't sleep together?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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