i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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