I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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