you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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