Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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