how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
His nipple licking is glorious
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