i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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