I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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