So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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