We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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