Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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