My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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