I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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