I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
