I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
