I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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