honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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