ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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