I'm really into asian looking animals
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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