Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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