i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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