im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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