I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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