hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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