so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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