its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
