My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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