Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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