Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I would ride that face into the sunset
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
