wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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