love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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