No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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